E Trite Moira Reunion - DEATH IS REAL

CLAIRVOYANCE

Besides being a Black Metal band, E Trite Moira also is a guild of mighty sorcerers. By channeling our arcane powers, we are able to bear the power of clairvoyance and predict most human individual actions. More specifically we are going to publish hereby the critics and insults we are going to receive in the near future:

-E Trite Moira is not a true Black Metal band because it performs a Slayer cover.

-E Trite Moira is not a true Black Metal band because it is not involved in NSBM.

-E Trite Moira have a Guestbook, hence the band has contacts with living beings!!! This is heresy!

-E Trite Moira performs Dissection covers, and worst of all new Dissection covers! E Trite Moira are posers!

-E Trite Moira's records' production is not raw enough! This is not Black Metal!

-E Trite Moira's musicians are not raw enough! This is not the way to play Black Metal!

-E Trite Moira's music is not Black Metal!!! Listen! Listen! There is a palm mute in that song!

-E Trite Moira's musicians also play in other bands which are not True Black Metal!!! Boycott E Trite Moira!!!

-E Trite Moira is a fucking ignorant band because its members appreciate "The Cult is alive", which is poser rock'n'roll. (Buy it!)

-HERESY!! Look! Look! the band's name is comprehensible! E Trite Moira is a poser band!
(From our Guestbook)

-The following is not real clairvoyance, it is more a riddle than anything else. Yet, it is too amusing, we cannot resist the temptation to report it. We have received the following E-Mail from a hidden sender: "You sewer rats should return where you came from." Guess our answer.
"Rats will rule this planet, one day."

Ha ha ha..ha...ha. To sum up: if your critic matches one of the above, consider the possibility to avoid writing it to us. We already know your...opinion. If you have a critic which matches the above ones' Leitmotiv, yet doesn't match with any of those already published, hurry! Write it to us: we will be glad to add it to our list.




	CLAIRVOYANCE Besides being a Black Metal band, E Trite Moira also is a guild of mighty sorcerers. By channeling our arcane powers, we are able to bear the power of clairvoyance and predict most human individual actions. More specifically we are going to publish hereby the critics and insults we are going to receive in the near future: -E Trite Moira is not a true Black Metal band because it performs a Slayer cover. -E Trite Moira is not a true Black Metal band because it is not involved in NSBM. -E Trite Moira have a Guestbook, hence the band has contacts with living beings!!! This is heresy! -E Trite Moira performs Dissection covers, and worst of all new Dissection covers! E Trite Moira are posers! -E Trite Moira's records' production is not raw enough! This is not Black Metal! -E Trite Moira's musicians are not raw enough! This is not the way to play Black Metal! -E Trite Moira's music is not Black Metal!!! Listen! Listen! There is a palm mute in that song! -E Trite Moira's musicians also play in other bands which are not True Black Metal!!! Boycott E Trite Moira!!! -E Trite Moira is a fucking ignorant band because its members appreciate "The Cult is alive", which is poser rock'n'roll. (Buy it!) -HERESY!! Look! Look! the band's name is comprehensible! E Trite Moira is a poser band! (From our Guestbook) -The following is not real clairvoyance, it is more a riddle than anything else. Yet, it is too amusing, we cannot resist the temptation to report it. We have received the following E-Mail from a hidden sender: "You sewer rats should return where you came from." Guess our answer. "Rats will rule this planet, one day." Ha ha ha..ha...ha. To sum up: if your critic matches one of the above, consider the possibility to avoid writing it to us. We already know your...opinion. If you have a critic which matches the above ones' Leitmotiv, yet doesn't match with any of those already published, hurry! Write it to us: we will be glad to add it to our list.

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